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Dylan Riley Goes Horseback Riding on my Junk!

I met blonde hottie Dylan Riley when she came by the horse ranch to check on her philly. She peaked thru the stall fencing and said hey, as I shoveled some shit. She giggle said I was pretty cute then asked if I was new around here. I told her I had a couple hours of community service to complete but I was really in the adult biz and we are always looking for new talent. I asked Dylan Riley if she wanted to star in a film … Continue Reading